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Donte
Donte
ORIGINAL CHARACTER DO NOT STEAL

Color:

Red/White

Stats:

1 STR/9 AGI/6 RES/1 WIS/1 SOC/10 CUHHRAAIZEEY!

Signature Weapons:

Rubellion/Boner&Ovary

Role:

Maniac/Reality Destroyer

Played By:

Swordfag

"Feast your CUHREAAAIZEY erection!"


Donte is a maniacal adventurer with an unhealthy obsession with style and impraticality. He wields an impossibly large small and phallic sword penis, and two handguns - Boner & Ovary. No one knows where this retarded piece of shit came from, or what his true objectives are. All that is known is - whenever Donte is at play, stuff gets ABSOLUTELY CUHRAAIZEY.


Adventure SummaryEdit

Donte has a surprisingly -decent- adventure history, even though he has suicidal tendencies due to his insane actions. In a party, he's essentially a box full of surprises, sometimes saving the party, and other times screwing them royally with an impossibly retarded action. He's not very realiable per-se, but makes for great bait due to his obnoxiousness and attention-whore personality.

Notable FeatsEdit

- Once raped a man-sized fish in the middle of a town square. Then proceeded to run up a massive tower made of drug smoke while holding the fish. He then jumped OFF the top of the tower, while surfing SAID man-sized fish, and landing safely - and EXACTLY on the quest board of such a town. All the while singing "Escape from the City."

-Recovered from certain death multiple times by activating his CUTSCENE POWERS whining.

-Performed an air guitar solo so well, his entire party was boosted and healed fully.

-Flat out told basic physics and gravity to eat a dick multiple times.

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