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NOT EVEN GARY OAK CAN HANDLE MY GIRTH.

"PREPARE YOUR BUTTOCKS MORTAL, FOR THEY ARE NOT READY FOR WHAT IS TO COME."

THE GREAT AGNAR HAS NO TIME FOR YOUR PATHETIC OPENING PARAGRAPHS.

Adventure SummaryEdit

IT ALL BEGAN IN THE LAND OF HERPESIA, A GREAT KINGDOM FAR ACROSS THE SEA. IT WAS THERE THAT A YOUNG DWARF NAMED AGNAR LIVED. TAUGHT THE ANCIENT ART OF SWAG BY A GURU THAT LIVED HIGH ATOP MT. GOFUCKYOURSELF, AGNAR USED HIS POWER TO LEAD A CRUSADE AGAINST THE DWARVEN KING OF HERPESIA, AND TO CONQUER THE KINGDOM FOR HIMSELF.

IT TOOK ALL OF 2 MINUTES FOR AGNAR'S REBELLION TO FAIL, AS THE VERY FIRST CITY HE TRIED TO TAKE OVER'S DEFENSE OF OVER 1 OUT OF SHAPE CITY GUARD WAS FAR TOO GREAT. AND SO, AGNAR LEFT HIS HOMELAND, AND SET SAIL FOR GREATER THINGS; FOR ADVENTURE. IN HIS JOURNIES, AGNAR HAS TRAVELED WITH MANY A WARRIOR, BUT NONE GREATER THAN HE.

Notable Feats

-DID BATTLE WITH THE DARK GOD OF JUDAISM, KOTICK, AND LIVED TO TELL THE TALE

-HAS SACRIFICED HIMSELF TO TAKE DOWN HIS ADVERSARY AND FAILED TO DO ANY DAMAGE TO ANYBODY BUT HIMSELF APPROXIMATELY 397 TIMES

-ASSISTED MR LISTER IN THE FISTING OF YOUR SISTER

-IS APPARENTLY HALF SANIC AND VOICED BY DOUK NOUKUM

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